Handsome and Attractive Magistrate

After telling a Mombasa magistrate that he was attractive and intelligent, a guy at the Mombasa Law Court had the audience in stitches.

In his well-practiced English, Wycliffe Mungo asked Mombasa Principal Magistrate Vincent Adet where he purchased his suits when he first appeared before him.

“Beautiful afternoon, your honour, and please allow me to commend you on your good looks. “I suppose you are from Nairobi as well, as your black suit appears to be from there,” he said.

He continued by describing the magistrate’s physical attributes and claiming that he was the youngest judge in all of Africa.

“You seem intelligent and appealing. You must be from Nairobi, I assume. They resemble you, those from Nairobi.